What goes in a jailhouse burrito?

What goes in a jailhouse burrito?

Here’s what you’ll need to make El Guzii’s jailhouse burrito: a cup of boiling water, a bag of Doritos (Nacho Cheese-flavored), a Slim Jim, a bag of ramen and half of its flavoring pack, and a slice of yellow cheese.

How do you make ramen noodles in jail?

1. Crush the Ramen in the wrappers. Open the wrappers.
2. Crush the pork skins in the closed bag.
3. Open one end of the bag and add the Ramen, refried beans, corn chips, seasoning, and water. Mix well.
4. Fold the bag in half to secure the tamale.
5. Let sit for about 30 minutes.
6. Remove the tamale from the bag.

What is a jail burrito called?

Then I found a YouTube video that explained the real ins and outs of prison burritos, also known as a Dorito Burrito.

How much water does a jailhouse burrito need?

Ingredients For ramen pocket

1. 1 pkg. ramen noodles.
2. 1 bag. 2.5oz crushed doritos or bbq chips.
3. 2/3 c. water.

How do you make Top Ramen spread?

Start off with your two Top Ramen noodles in a small bag. Put hot water in them, but don’t put too much. Mix them around until you get that nice feel, like it is smooth and the noodles cooked. Mix in a bag of hot chips (Hot Cheese Crunchies), adding more water if the cheese crunch sucks up some of the water.

How do you make a jailhouse?

Making prison wine is actually surprisingly easy, and all you really need is a one gallon plastic bag, ten oranges, eight ounces of fruit cocktail, some sugar cubes, six teaspoons of ketchup and a towel. The first step is to peel your oranges and toss them in the bag along with the fruit cocktail.

Are burritos really the best food in prison?

I read a book where the main character, a prisoner in a correctional facility, had a girlfriend who “cooked” her dinner each night. One of the things she talked about eating was her girl’s burritos, which were apparently the best out of any in the prison. But I always envisioned them as, you know, real burritos.

How many Doritos do you put in your ramen noodles?

1 large bag of Doritos (I actually mixed half a bag of spicy nacho & half a bag of buffalo) 1 bag of ramen noodles – no seasoning 1/2 bag of flaming hot Cheetos, simply because I enjoy them.

What do you put in your ramen noodles?

1 large bag of Doritos (I actually mixed half a bag of spicy nacho & half a bag of buffalo) 1 bag of ramen noodles – no seasoning 1/2 bag of flaming hot Cheetos, simply because I enjoy them. We also used some Slim Jims, because while meat is optional, people enjoy putting it in there. The first thing I did was crush the ramen and chips.

How do you unwrap a burrito after cooking?

Keeping the burrito in a towel or under a mattress can seal in the heat and allow it to cook better. The oven mitt worked well. Then, it was ready to unwrap! Here is the finished product: I guess it turned a much brighter shade due to the buffalo Doritos and the hot Cheetos.